The Late Crocodile

Men. 

Naturally, I would need to reply to this "EarlyOwl". Thinks he has women, girls, "Lassies" (as they're also referred to as) all figured out.

But does he really know?

Know how to get the girl? (Not that she is a prize that can be played for and won)

Know how to get that girl's attention?

Know how to put a smile on her face, or to make her laugh?

Well, maybe he does. Who am I to judge?

But more importantly, do girls know anything about how to get the guy? They seem like the most complicated, confusing, oblivious and frustrating beings. But actually, they are quite simple, un-dramatic and at times-- very understanding. Oh, and girls, they notice everything.

You bought a new red shirt cuz you know it;s your boyfriend's favourite colour on you. You go out for a movie, expecting him to comment: "you look beautiful", "oh, nice shirt". But what does he say instead?

Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.

Do not fear. He noticed your red shirt. He knows that you were looking amazing. He just chose not to say anything. But will most likely tell one of his guy friends that you were looking hot, or his best friend who is a girl (also known as his "adviser" and/or "analyzer"....I would advise you to be best friends with her. She doesn't want her guy friend hanging out with "Bugs" and "Tentacles", or whatever your hidden nickname may be. Trust me, you'll definitely have one. You have the power to decide whether it has a good or bad connotation).

Now, if you're still at the "trying to get him" stage, please never ever obsess over him. Guys hate "clingy" as much as they hate when you're talking about some irrelevant problem in your life (You'll usually get a "haha ok lol" at this point in the conversation). If you give him too much importance, they think you're a psycho-freak and will do everything in their power to avoid talking to you.
At the same time don't ignore them, they'll think you're that "ratchet-hoe who don't care".

But, that is enough to absorb for one day.
I wish you all luck, these "men" will one day be figured out ...until then, they'll be living by their "guy code".