Thursday 25 July 2013

Crush

No, sadly I have not yet had the chance to steal the top-secret recipe for the delicious drink. But as soon as I do, I'll make sure to post it here first.

But the question remains: To tell him, or not to tell him ?

There are two very good answers to this question, they are dependent on the situation though.

1. Yes, go for it!

You've known him for awhile and you've actually had legitimate conversations. As in, it went past the whole "hi, hi, sup, nm, cool" stage which we all hate with a passion. And by "know him", yeah knowing his name and favourite colour are not a bad start.
But please make sure he was also part of these "legitimate conversations" and willingly told you his name and favourite colour. Playing out conversations in your mind and assuming his favourite colour is dark green because he wore that shirt last Tuesday is a sign that you're delusional.
Now, we've established that he must know you exist. After that, all you need to know is if he feels that same way.

Impossible you say? No, not at all. Makes you want to cry and run away to Mali? Yeah, sure.
Yes, you might be nervous. But remember, he's just as nervous.

What? Guys don't get nervous, that's ridiculous!

Yes girls, he's feeling the exact same way. But just may be better at hiding it from you.
If you both feel the same way about each other, there's really no good reason for you not to be together.

2. No, stop now. You're drunk. Go home. 

Really, it's that simple. Just stop and don't say anything.

But you love him you say? He opened the door for you that day when you were about to go through it? You were too busy staring into his eyes and walked into that stupid fire hydrant and he asked you if you were okay?

You don't love him, he probably doesn't even know your last name.
Yes, it's common courtesy to open the door for someone behind you.
He doesn't want to be a witness to your "death by hydrant", so please just watch where you're going.

There's a very good chance that you're just obsessed. I suggest you slow down, maybe it'll work out if you haven't already asked him out 17 times, know his sister's middle name and memorized his schedule.
I wish you the best of luck.

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